Jordan.
Because you don't know enough people with that name.
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I will marry the next person I can have a 5 day text conversation with and they make minimal spelling and grammatical mistakes. MARRY. Or at least congratulate you on not pissing me off.
Doesn’t even have to be perfect. Shit, I can count like 4 errors I’ve made in this post so far.
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Wow…
Let me pick my jaw up off the floor.
Less than a year ago we were together again.
Now you’re married with a kid on the way… Holy FUCK! Dodged the bullet -
Well, it’s about that time where I watch the sun come up over the big Rapids horizon.
I almost wish I was so miserable again.
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Photo reblogged from Choose to be optimistic, it feels better.
Still going to marry her.
(Source: womenofallflavors)
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Photoset reblogged from Choose to be optimistic, it feels better.
A friend shared the top image of Carl from The Walking Dead (show) on Facebook today, and it had me on the floor laughing. Naturally, a Google search ensued.
1) “Where is Carl?” via BuyZombie
2) “Stay in the fucking house, Carl” via ZombieInfo
3) “Where’s Carl?” via The Laughing Dead
4) “Carl Missing Poster” via Tauntr
5) “One Does Not Simply…” via The Laughing Dead
6) “The Hunt for Carl” via The Laughing Dead
7) “Oh Shit” via The Laughing Dead
8) “A Two-Sentence Summary…” via Fark
9) “He’s in the House” via This Random Internet Conversation
10) “Home Alone” via The Laughing DeadIf that isn’t enough, I give you “10 Reasons Why The Walking Dead Should Just Kill Carl.”
My biggest takeaway from this exploration in Carl is that you should probably follow The Laughing Dead. It’s gold.
